Monday, December 24, 2007

This is going around the internet. So I regifted it.

Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged



1) Schizophrenia - "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

2) Amnesia - "I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas"

3) Narcisscism - "Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"

4) Mania - "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ..."

5) Multiple Personality Disorder -"We Three Queens Disoriented Are"

6) Paranoia - "Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me"

7) Borderline Personality Disorder - "Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"

8) Full Personality Disorder - "You'd Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"

9) Obsessive Compsulsive Disorder - "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells"

10) Agoraphobia - "I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day but Wouldn't Leave My House."

11) Senile Dementia - "Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House Wearing Only a Robe and Slippers"

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder -"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House"

13) Social Anxiety Disorder - "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate"

14) Attention Deficit Disorder - "We Wish You ... Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!"

1 comment:

  1. I love number #5. And now I'll be humming that all day.

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