Bloggy Giveaway--$25 iTunes or Starbucks card! (Updated)

Wow, I almost missed out on this one--where have I been?

OK, I learned my lesson from the last Giveaway. No more giveaways featuring messy, breakable, or otherwise difficult items.

Also, I'm repeating the instructions IN CAPS like Garrett Morris doing News for the Deaf on the original-cast SNL.

So this time I'm giving away your choice of an iTunes gift card or a Starbucks card. Not both.

NOT BOTH.

All you have to do is leave a comment saying which one you'd like.

LEAVE A COMMENT.

Also, tell me your email address so I can confirm that you're the winner and get your snail mail address.

BE SURE TO TELL ME YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS.

Comments must show up by Midnight, Friday, central daylight time.

AFTER THAT, YOUR COACH WILL TURN BACK INTO A PUMPKIN.

I'll choose the winner via the randomizer web site. Flattering me or praising my blog will get you nowhere.

ALTHOUGH I ENJOY IT.

Also it would be nice if you email me to let me know you've received the card.

IF I DON'T GET A "THANK-YOU EMAIL" I'M OUTING YOU TO THE ENTIRE INTERNET.

Also I know I owe a couple of you a couple of bottles of perfume. From last time. Yes, I really am that lame. That's why I'm giving away small, flat, unbreakable item this time. And saving the Brand-New-In-Box American Girl Doll with accessories (squeeee!) for next time.

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OK, people. Honestly. Keep it easy for the internet whore nice lady who is going to give you a $25 Starbucks card. (Or iTunes, for the music-addicted.)

If I don't know you, if I've never emailed you before, if you didn't receive one of my pricelessly funny Christmas cards this year, and especially, if you don't have an email registered in your Blogger profile,

INCLUDE YOUR EMAIL,

please.

Like this:

poppy2006 @ gmail.com