They'll have to pry the lipstick out of my cold, dead hand.
I think Flushing Tinkerbell Hilton would be a great name when Paris decides to settle down and spawn some kids.
Nordwood-Pinoccio-Hefner..Sorry I'm still EWWWING about yesterdays snark.
Staten Ariel Bonaduce.
Sporty Spice is pregnant, right?I vote for GW Bridge Ariel Spice.Given how much time people spend stuck on that bridge, it might as well be its own neighborhood.
Richmond Mickey JohnsonFA
Hell's Kitchen Grumpy Hefner. Much better.
I love that his initials are BMW...classy!How about Manhattan Mufasa Jolie-Pitt?
Carnegie Hall Joe Carioca Googlia, IVRead 'em and weep.-J.
Good thing they didn't name him Bronx Cheer Wentz.
They should definitely name their next baby Brooklyn Baloo Wentz. It really rolls off the pierced tonuge, right?
Manhatten Belle Jolie actually has a nice ring to it, in a prissy, mincing little girl sort of way.
Miami Nemo KardashianorDenver Lilo Barton
Schuylerville Bambi Pitt.
LMAO at Schuylerville Bambi Pitt. That's one for the mansion and Hef if there ever was one.
Wakefield LeFou Wyatt. I think I should get points for going for a more obscure Disney character.
My vote goes to Trenton Stitch Palin
Flatbush Cinderella Lohan-Ronson
Speaking of this sorta thing...-J.
Gentle Readers: For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.xxx, Poppy.