Friday, November 21, 2008

Long Island Dumbo Buxom

If I had a baby, that's what I'd name him. Or her. I got the idea from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. They named their baby son

Bronx
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Mowgli
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Wentz
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

It's obvious that the baby name du jour is created using the following formula:

New York Borough + Disney character + somebody's last name


At any rate, that's what I came up with when I tried out the new Mamarazzi Baby Name Generator.

How about you?
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18 comments:

  1. UnknownNovember 21, 2008 9:24 AM

    I think Flushing Tinkerbell Hilton would be a great name when Paris decides to settle down and spawn some kids.

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  2. Peggy Sez..November 21, 2008 9:39 AM

    Nordwood-Pinoccio-Hefner..Sorry I'm still EWWWING about yesterdays snark.

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  3. KristinNovember 21, 2008 10:14 AM

    Staten Ariel Bonaduce.

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  4. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 10:58 AM

    Sporty Spice is pregnant, right?

    I vote for GW Bridge Ariel Spice.

    Given how much time people spend stuck on that bridge, it might as well be its own neighborhood.

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  5. YourFireAntNovember 21, 2008 11:30 AM

    Richmond Mickey Johnson


    FA

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  6. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 11:50 AM

    Hell's Kitchen Grumpy Hefner. Much better.

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  7. AlexNovember 21, 2008 12:47 PM

    I love that his initials are BMW...classy!

    How about Manhattan Mufasa Jolie-Pitt?

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  8. AnonymousNovember 21, 2008 12:54 PM

    Carnegie Hall Joe Carioca Googlia, IV

    Read 'em and weep.

    -J.

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  9. SarahNovember 21, 2008 1:51 PM

    Good thing they didn't name him Bronx Cheer Wentz.

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  10. laura b.November 21, 2008 2:39 PM

    They should definitely name their next baby Brooklyn Baloo Wentz. It really rolls off the pierced tonuge, right?

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  11. Carrien BlueNovember 22, 2008 2:35 AM

    Manhatten Belle Jolie actually has a nice ring to it, in a prissy, mincing little girl sort of way.

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  12. AnonymousNovember 22, 2008 7:51 AM

    Miami Nemo Kardashian

    or

    Denver Lilo Barton

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  13. AnonymousNovember 22, 2008 5:44 PM

    Schuylerville Bambi Pitt.

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  14. FlutterbyNovember 22, 2008 10:12 PM

    LMAO at Schuylerville Bambi Pitt. That's one for the mansion and Hef if there ever was one.

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  15. unmitigated meNovember 23, 2008 9:40 AM

    Wakefield LeFou Wyatt. I think I should get points for going for a more obscure Disney character.

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  16. Julie Julie Bo BoolieNovember 23, 2008 11:32 AM

    My vote goes to Trenton Stitch Palin

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  17. AnonymousNovember 23, 2008 4:15 PM

    Flatbush Cinderella Lohan-Ronson

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  18. JokeNovember 27, 2008 5:33 AM

    Speaking of this sorta thing...

    -J.

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