Friday, November 21, 2008

Long Island Dumbo Buxom

If I had a baby, that's what I'd name him. Or her. I got the idea from Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. They named their baby son

Bronx
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Mowgli
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

Wentz
Bronx Mowgli Wentz

It's obvious that the baby name du jour is created using the following formula:

New York Borough + Disney character + somebody's last name


At any rate, that's what I came up with when I tried out the new Mamarazzi Baby Name Generator.

How about you?

18 comments:

  1. I think Flushing Tinkerbell Hilton would be a great name when Paris decides to settle down and spawn some kids.

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  2. Nordwood-Pinoccio-Hefner..Sorry I'm still EWWWING about yesterdays snark.

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  3. Sporty Spice is pregnant, right?

    I vote for GW Bridge Ariel Spice.

    Given how much time people spend stuck on that bridge, it might as well be its own neighborhood.

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  4. Hell's Kitchen Grumpy Hefner. Much better.

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  5. I love that his initials are BMW...classy!

    How about Manhattan Mufasa Jolie-Pitt?

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  6. Carnegie Hall Joe Carioca Googlia, IV

    Read 'em and weep.

    -J.

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  7. Good thing they didn't name him Bronx Cheer Wentz.

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  8. They should definitely name their next baby Brooklyn Baloo Wentz. It really rolls off the pierced tonuge, right?

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  9. Manhatten Belle Jolie actually has a nice ring to it, in a prissy, mincing little girl sort of way.

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  10. Miami Nemo Kardashian

    or

    Denver Lilo Barton

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  11. LMAO at Schuylerville Bambi Pitt. That's one for the mansion and Hef if there ever was one.

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  12. Wakefield LeFou Wyatt. I think I should get points for going for a more obscure Disney character.

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  13. Flatbush Cinderella Lohan-Ronson

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