Monday, November 24, 2008

Mamarazzi Monday: New York Times declares itself a member of Team Jen

People cover

I don't know why anyone should be particularly surprised that Angelina Jolie is gifted at self-promotion. But that's what The New York Times was reporting on Saturday--that Angelina Jolie is a superb media manipulator the likes of which haven't been seen since the glory days of Leni Reifenstahl.

And then on Sunday, whose picture ended up on the cover of the magazine? Jennifer Aniston's.

So I guess we know whose side they're on.

But back to Angelina. Hello? First was wearing a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck, and the next thing you know, she's Mother Theresa's body double. Of course she's good at PR.

At any rate, I felt it was my duty to head over to Mamarazzi this morning and strike a blow for journalistic integrity.

Because what says "journalistic integrity" more than calling Angelina Jolie a "tramp-stamped, husband-stealing skank?"

Also, Angie?

Belly

That dress does make you look fat.

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