(This morning when I was in a huge rush, guess which website refused to load for my Mamarazzi post. That's right--Mamarazzi. So I posted it here, instead.
But now it's on Mamarazzi, so what are you doing here? Go read it there.)
Petunia Pig look-alike Candy Spelling and Frankendaughter Tori don't get along. At all. And they keep thrashing it out in public, via books, interviews, and Candy's blog.
Candy just fired off a new salvo by claiming, in a recent radio interview, that Tori caused Aaron Spelling's death.
The fact that Aaron was 83 years old at the time of his death had apparently nothing to do with it. Nor did his oral cancer (please note the pipe in the above photograph) or the stroke that actually killed him.
Now, obviously Tori isn't implicated in her father's death.
Although I can't say the same thing about her roots. (OK, maybe they didn't kill him. But they're killing me.)
There's only one way to settle this.
With a good old-fashioned Dynasty-style cat fight: