Where the hell have I been?

I'm sure you're wondering, I haven't posted here in a week and a half. When it comes to major Blog365 fail, I PWN.

Well, among other things, I've been partying with blackbird, Wendy, Susie Sunshine, Carol in Texas, and Jen Lancaster. People; we celebrated Susie Sunshine's birthday in style.

80's style, that is. And you have not lived until you have seen Susie Sunshine in full-out Madonna.

Also, you have not lived until you've seen a birthday cake in disguise as a pocketbook.
A really, really cute pocketbook. And? It was delicious.

And hey, remember that time Jen took an Ambien and drank a glass of wine and ended up ordering a Barbie head? Well, she does human heads, too. See?

Susie Sunshine, Wendy, and Carol-in-Texas after Jen gave them Barbie-head

I've also been blogging all over the place--just not here.

To see how being a die-hard Buffy fan makes me feel old, click here.

To experience me going all Christian Siriano on Jon Gosselin's ass, click here.

To hear me argue that the secret to style is to stay far away from Madonna's vagina, click here.

An uncannily accurate age-guessing quiz--based on one's gut reaction to Elton John--is available here.

Prince William? Or Heir-in-a-Can?

Winding down with a non-snarky post about Gwen Stefani. As a palate-cleanser.

And! To prove that I really do have every intention of becoming the Beauty Boomer, I also posted a BlogHer BeautyHacks post I call How to Wear Shimmery Makeup When You're Over Forty. Available here.

Speaking of beauty--gotta go. I've got a hair appointment, because right now it looks like Roots: The Miniseries around here.