Internet, I have been neglecting you. I'm sorry.
See, my husband is out of town for the next month and I've been crazy busy with the non-profit volunteering crappe AND I got smacked with some kind of virus that landed in my throat, swelled up my tonsils, and generally made me miserable.
So the only blogging I've been doing is Contractually Obligated blogging, like the piece I did on updating your eyebrows for BlogHer, and a couple of posts I did for Mamarazzi, like my Field Guide to Reality Show Skanks.
The rest of the time I've been curled up on the sofa with my collection of Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs. I'm almost through with Season 7, which means that I'll soon be blogging again.
Until then, there's something you ought to know. Gargling with a salt water solution every hour really does make your throat feel better!
But it bloats you up like a pregnant lady in her third trimester. I'm just saying.
Hope you're feeling better soon!
ReplyDeleteelise
Are you SWALLOWING the water?
ReplyDeleteFeel better - cozying up with DVDs just sound too bad, but the gargling - yuck!
ReplyDeleteI don't think you are supposed to drink the water! Just gargle and spit.
ReplyDeleteYou ARE funny. (Sorry, I am aware it's not funny at all being sick but still you manage to make me laugh)
ReplyDeleteOn my way to check out your other writing now...missed you!
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon, Pops. I need another good laugh.
ReplyDeleteApparently that means my mother was right about one thing (*wink*)I'm sure you know a makeup fix to camoflage that ;-)
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon, Miss Poppy!
Enjoy the day!
Erin
Pamper yourself well, Poppy. Then back to the keyboard you go.
ReplyDeleteOh poor Poppy! Hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteAnd try Traditional medicinals throat coat if you can find it.
Taste good, soothes the throat and no bloating.
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Tonsilitis is the Devil's Work. Get well soon. The Internet Needs You. x
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