Perfume that smells like water
Manufacturers that market a cheaper way of doing things as fashion
I spent how long learning to sew a hidden zipper, and then you try to sell me this?
Makeup that doesn't allow the natural texture of your skin to show
Eyebrows that don't look like they're made of hair
People walking around in broad daylight wearing false eyelashes. When I first encountered this look on Glee, I was like "it's a TV show!" and "they're cheerleaders!" But women are doing this. And they are making me feel feeble and stumpy.
At least, my lashes feel that way.
Bare legs on everyone, all the time, regardless of age or weather
|In case you think I'm an ageist meanie, these are actually Heidi Klum's legs for a costume party.|
Snow is God's way of telling you to cover up.
Also, platforms. See above. Can we stop?