Friday, February 19, 2016

We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming ...

to announce that apparently, this is a porn site.

It's still Audition Season, so I drove to Interlochen Arts Academy in northwest Michigan yesterday to spend the night in the on-campus hotel preparatory to driving my daughter to extreme southern Indiana for another collegiate dog and pony show.

While there, I tried to update my blog. Unfortunately, I got this:

Because apparently, this

I spent the next, oh, 18 hours? Either driving, giggling helplessly, or both.


  1. you are funny! my site was once blocked to my friends in the middle east because I used the word Hardcore to describe decluttering. x

    1. But I get a quasi-erotic feeling from a good hard decluttering. Doesn't everyone?

  2. Tourists frequently misinterpret "Pure Michigan" as a slogan rather than a state-wide mandate from our idiot governor.
    (Except for Flint water. You can do whatever the hell you want with that and get away with it!)

    1. Illinois' should be--drumroll, please--Corn Fields and Porn Feels.


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