Sometimes you don't have to try on or sample a single thing to save yourself a boatload of money. Just the other day, when I was walking down Michigan Avenue in Chicago, I saved myself $895 by not buying these calfskin and raffia Ferragamo sandals for Mr. Buxom.
I also saved huge sums on the latest hideous platforms from Ralph Lauren. Another $895 right there.
I managed to put aside $100 more due to the hideousness of these sequinned patched jeans from TopShop.
But then I realized I was going to spend every cent I had on the Uniqlo Liberty of London collaboration. Why not, after I have popped for their J. Crew, Nordstrom, Nike, and Target collabs? I just can't get enough of those ditsy floral prints.
In my defense, these shorts (which I would wear to sleep in, duh, not in public) are only $14.99.
Confession: I'm wearing a Liberty of London for J. Crew shirt as I type this.
My name is Poppy Buxom, and I am a Liberty-aholic.