I mean, what the hell???
If you pay any attention to the news media--and I admit, I pay as little as I can get away with--you'll have heard all about a big storm on the East Coast. Well, it just so happens that it snowed like crazy here in Chicago, but does anyone care? I guess not. And that is just. so. typical.
So I have only one question: do people in NY not realize this has happened? And if so, does the editor of the NYT want to come shovel my driveway? I'll make it worth his while--I'll pay him twenty bucks, no problem.