Monday, February 21, 2005

Welp--time's a-wasting, folks. I'd better get cracking.

Stolen from Quirky Chick. Her list was much longer than this, but I left out the stuff I actually have done. (My, what a rich full life I appear to have led.)

Still:

I’ve never crashed a friend’s car.
I’ve never been to Japan.
I’ve never had group intercourse.
I never sneaked out of my parent’s house.
I’ve never been arrested.
I’ve never celebrated New Year's Eve in Times Square.
I’ve never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve never cut myself on purpose.
I’ve never been divorced.
I’ve never gotten someone drunk just to have sex with him.
I’ve never killed anyone.
I’ve never received scars from my sex partner.
I’ve never thrown up in a bar.
I’ve never purposely set a part of myself on fire.
I’ve never been snowboarding.

If I start proceedings tomorrow, maybe I can get the divorce thing taken care of by Friday, which would leave the weekend free so I can snowboard--if the weather holds--and then throw up in a bar.


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