Friday, January 19, 2007
Terms of Rehab-ment
Innocent Bystander, David Caplan of Star Magazine, Ageing Blonde Desperate For Fame By Association
In an exclusive interview with Star Magazine, agent and former Rockette Dina Lohan announced yesterday that her daughter Lindsay is "absolutely fine," and "everything is under control."
And for that, Mamarazzi awards Dina a Golden WTF Award for Best Stage Mom Press Release.
Too bad there's no awards ceremony. We bet she'd look hawt dragging a handcuffed Lindsay down the red carpet.
"I mean it Mom--let go!"
Photos courtesy of StarMagazine.com, Dan Herrick/ZUMA KPA, and People.com.