I'm working my ass off with my usual housewife bullshit, not to mention the two events I'm chairing.
My anxiety levels are going through the roof.
I just found out that Diesel is starting a scoring system on humor-blogs.com.
I have a low score.
Allow me to inform you that the above is extremely witty, sparkling, and ironic in a hilariously post-modern Dennis Miller kind of way. You're just too unsophisticated to realize it.
That's the news and