Tuesday, June 26, 2007

In which Poppy impersonates a Nyquil commercial


Apparently, I will do anything to be different, including my unique way of celebrating the summer solstice, which is to get the World's Worst Cold.

And this is not just your garden-variety sniffle, but the complete package: my sinuses are acting up so that my nose is either running like a faucet or completely stuffed up, and even my hearing is affected; my glands are so horribly swollen that I have not a double but a triple chin; I also have a sore throat; I'm coughing when I'm not sneezing; and finally, not tonight dear; I have a headache.

On top of which, I was up half the night, because for some reason, I can't sleep when I can't breathe.

To add insult to injury, not enough of you are blogging. Stupid internet! Be more funny!

7 comments:

  1. And now... for my next trick... CHAINSAWS!!!



    (howzat?)

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  2. Well, it cleared my sinuses ... but messed up my pants.

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  3. Dooce is awesome today, if you need a good laugh. You might also check in with Dad Gone Mad. Poor bastard fell through his ceiling.

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  4. Here I am POSTING EVERY DAMN DAY -


    feel better soon!

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  5. Dadgummit Poppy! We did our best, blogging triple time in your absence, expecting to be able to take a few days off base on your return, only to have to try to fill in for the Badger... we're only 'bots, for dang sake, you can only push us so hard before metal fatigue sets in....
    N.

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  6. Oh, and hope you feel better soon...
    N.

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  7. I hope you feel better soon.

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xxx, Poppy.