Alltop (Albeit in the Basement)

I don't know if you've noticed, but lately it's been impossible to leave a comment over at Mamarazzi. Not even if there's a peerlessly funny post about the veins on Christina Aguilera's breasts. Or a picture of some old weird guy flashing Catherine Zeta-Jones. Or a video about a mother who is still breastfeeding her eight-year-old daughter.

I mean, that last one--you'd expect a comment shitstorm to erupt, wouldn't you? We sure did. And yet it debuted to a resounding silence.

So we're working on getting things fixed. In the meantime, I figured I'd check our Mamarazzi email account. Who knows, there might have been hundreds of frantic emails all bemoaning the fact that they couldn't leave a comment about how a Mini-Me might be the help that Amy Winehouse so obviously needs.

After I talked our hundreds of fan off the ledge, I dug a little deeper. And guess who sent us an email?

Guy Kawasaki. Yes, the Guy Kawasaki. Mr. Apple Evangelism/entrepreneur/author/speaker himself.

He was sending us Alltop badges to post on our site.



Why on earth was he doing that? We're not on Alltop. Alltop is for TMZ, Perez Hilton, Go Fug Yourself, Mamapop--sites like that.

So I checked it out. Guess what? We are. (You have to scroll way down to the bottom. Way down. But hey, we're there!)



Congratulations Kristin, SarahO, and Susie Sunshine! We so totally rock!



And we have nowhere to go but up. Top of the world, Ma (marazzi)!