This gives me less than an hour and a half to bleach my hair,
work out like a maniac
add a gap between my front teeth
buy an armload of rubber bracelets
study Kabbalah
pretend to know how to play the guitar
do a bunch of yoga, and last but by no means least
cut the bottoms off my pantyhose.
This should make for a pretty busy two hours. Thank God I've already managed to bag myself a stud muffin
as well as a generous supply of funny-looking clothes.
I'm not much of a Madonna fan but still, I'm jealous. The woman puts her whole heart and gristly body into her shows.
ReplyDeleteI trust you'll blog about the show tomorrow?
I just can't picture you at a Madonna concert. You ARE a renaissance woman.
ReplyDeleteY'know, MarieMillard and I are personal friends of Madonna. Well, we're acquaintances. Wait, we know her. Well, okay, we've lived near the house she grew up in.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
Vogue.
Oh, POPPY. My image of you = shot to hell. AGAIN!
ReplyDeleteSo? How was it? Inspiring? Depressing? Loud?
ReplyDelete(I'm actually having trouble picturing what the audience at a Madonna concert looks like these days.)
Sarah: Yeah, probably. But first I have Girl Scout pumpkin carving to oversee.
ReplyDeleteblackbird: I can't picture myself at a Madonna concert either, and I believe that there is still no photographic evidence that I actually attended this event.
ree: I believe that between the price of the tickets and the souvenir t-shirts, the Buxoms single-handedly paid off the mortgage on that house last night.
Badger: Hey, it beats taking the kids to see Hannah Montana. For one thing, I bet you can't get booze at a Hannah Montana concert.
Velma: Showy, loud, and dumb. The audience was mostly kind of old. I was sort of surprised there weren't more kids. The kids in my group comprised five of the six I saw.
Have a great time! I saw her in concert on her last tour, and she puts on a great show.
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