Oh, internet. You'd better sit down.
We need to talk.
You know how I've started posting about the Hitachi Magic Wand? And you thought we really had something going? Well ... I've been cheating on you. Instead of posting here, I've been posting everywhere else.
First, the temptation to make fun of Marc Anthony was irresistible.
Then I had to copy Kristen of Motherhood Uncensored and go on a month-long shred. Which of course meant I needed to start Yet Another Blog.
And then today? I was over at BlogHer giving the color green a tongue bath.
Internet, I know you're always here--warm, loving, and loyal--and yet I can't seem to help myself. I just keep throwing myself at these other blogs.
On top of that, I've been twittering my fingers to the bone.
Oh, internet. Is Twitter the Hitachi Magic Wand of blogging? And am I the Paris Hilton?
Don't answer that.