Sunday, May 03, 2009

Versions--and visions--of me

Yes, it's a retread from something I posted two years ago. But this time, it's the illustrated version. Because thanks to the magic of Google images, not only can I figure out my stripper name, I can find out what I'd look like! (Turns out I'm too shy to let you all see anything except my tacky nail polish.)

1. Rock star name (first pet & current car): Winkie Passat

2. Gangsta name: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Black Raspberry Bordeaux

3. Fly Guy / Girl name (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): P-Bux

4. Detective name (favorite color, favorite animal): Red Turtle

5. Soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Stearns Boston

6. Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first): Buxpo

7. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink with “The”) Pink the Manhattan

8. Nascar name (the first names of your grandfathers): Richard Stacy

9. Stripper name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy): Chanel Skittles

10. Witness protection name (mother’s & father’s middle names ): Alden Cabell

11. TV weather anchor name (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Pradell Paris

12. Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Spring Rose

13. Cartoon name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”): Orange Jeansie

14. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Tofu Birch

15. Rockstar tour name ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”): The Blogging Mirage Tour

They should think about using those iPhone Zippo apps.


  1. That is FABULOUS!! I am totally going to sign all my official work emails, Blue the martini or Cuddles Highlander.

  2. You ate tofu for breakfast? Tell me more.

  3. Man, my names all suck. Except my NASCAR name, which is Ray Charles.

  4. My rockstar name is Sinbad Avenger. Too funny.

  5. My witness protection name is NOTHING. No middle names, see.

    As a witness protection name, nothing is hardcore.

  6. The Cooking Sunshine Tour? How 70's. I guess that's as it should be...

  7. What a fun way to live. Hurrah for youth/youther people band names!


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