Versions--and visions--of me

Yes, it's a retread from something I posted two years ago. But this time, it's the illustrated version. Because thanks to the magic of Google images, not only can I figure out my stripper name, I can find out what I'd look like! (Turns out I'm too shy to let you all see anything except my tacky nail polish.)

1. Rock star name (first pet & current car): Winkie Passat


2. Gangsta name: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Black Raspberry Bordeaux



3. Fly Guy / Girl name (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): P-Bux


4. Detective name (favorite color, favorite animal): Red Turtle

5. Soap opera name (middle name, city where you were born): Stearns Boston

6. Star Wars name (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first): Buxpo


7. Superhero name (2nd favorite color, favorite drink with “The”) Pink the Manhattan


8. Nascar name (the first names of your grandfathers): Richard Stacy


9. Stripper name (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy): Chanel Skittles


10. Witness protection name (mother’s & father’s middle names ): Alden Cabell


11. TV weather anchor name (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Pradell Paris


12. Spy name (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Spring Rose


13. Cartoon name (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”): Orange Jeansie


14. Hippie name (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Tofu Birch



15. Rockstar tour name ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour”): The Blogging Mirage Tour

They should think about using those iPhone Zippo apps.