They'll have to pry the lipstick out of my cold, dead hand.
Okay, that was fun!
Yes.We're rather fond of it too.
Good rhymes! And a good ending. (I think it owes something to that Indiana Jones scene where the guy is making karate moves and Indy shoots him.)
Gentle Readers: For the time being, I've turned off comment moderation. Please don't spam; it's not nice.xxx, Poppy.