Here's a hint: he was hot in the 1970s. And 1980s.
No, not Sting.
OK, it looked more like
(I'll bet there are people out there who still haven't figured it out. Losers.)
This is for the smart people: OK, he's not as supple, and his jumps have lost a lot of height, but he's still amazing. And he hasn't gained an ounce. He even has all his hair.