Wonder Bread goes Hawaiian

Have you ever felt so standard, bourgeois, preppy, and boring that you might as well go out on Halloween as a loaf of Wonder Bread?

Or is it just me?

Well, this loaf of white bread just went to a totally whole grain, vegan Hawaiian wedding. And loved it.

Here's an appetizer. When the photographer looks like this



and the centerpiece on the head table looks like this



and the bride and groom look like this



you attain a whole new level of consciousness, man.

More pictures later; we're in San Francisco right now, and I need to go out to get a soy latte, and rub myself with essential oils, and have a Thai Yoga massage, and get a high colonic, and eat my chakras readjusted. You know--the usual.