Today we drove for about six hours, winched ourselves out of the van, hauled our crap inside, had a quick drink, and then fed cocktails and take-out Chinese food to some of my brothers and sisters, and opened Christmas presents, and laughed.
And then of course, I had to show them how I can find them a picture of Mormon Temple Garments by using voice-activated Google search on my new iPhone.TM
By the way, did you notice something about my use of the phrase my new iPhoneTM ? That's right. I have copyrighted it. Not only that, I plan to devote my next Blog365 to blogging about my new iPhoneTM every day. And no, I'm not getting paid to blog about my new iPhoneTM every day. I'm doing it because I'm Apple's bitch.
Anyway. I do have other things to tell you about. Like new bathrooms. That's right! Stick around for the new bathrooms. The new nautical-style bathrooms! They're almost as nice as my new iPhone.TM And tomorrow, I might even take pictures. With my new iPhone.TM
I know. I'm acting like an iHole.
And now I leave you with the latest installment in my Uncredited Google Images Win a Starbucks or iPhone Gift Card Christmas Carol Contest. Here's the deal for those who are new: the images below represent one word of the first line of a Christmas carol. If you guess the carol, you will win a prize of your choice of a $15 Starbucks or iPhones gift card. Here goes: